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[tightjeans]

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16/05/2020

[tightjeans]

i. THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.

ii. I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you

iii. Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.

iv. Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.

v. or text him.

jim - coffeencontemplation

[tightjeans]

yeah. but you're hot. and you know how to use that dick of yours.

[coffeencontemplation]

glad you think so.

steve - sitters

[tightjeans]

i got sick of getting hit with the cards. their aim isn't good enough to his me under here.

come and help me. they're your brats.

[sitters]

Well... alright I guess that's fair. I'll be over soon, but only because I have to see this for myself.

[ Steve comes over and witnesses the ensuing chaos as Billy is taking cover under a table. ]

for dnds

[tightjeans]

from here

huh.
and is it any good with doritos?

for metalandhellfire

[tightjeans]

from here

Unlike Eddie's other customers, Billy isn't ashamed to be caught with town drug dealer -Max's opinion is the only one he cares about and that's just because he doesn't want to worry her any more than she's already worried about him- so he doesn't bother with any subtlety.

He's sure no one would be surprised if they discovered he was getting high in his spare time.

"Drink?"

[metalandhellfire]

That's understandable and Eddie isn't one to ask questions. Max seems like she's dealing with a lot and at least Billy is trying his best to put in an effort.

"Sure."

He's a man who never turns down a drink.

[tightjeans]

Pouring two glasses of Jack Daniels, he hands one to Eddie and then leads the way into his little lounge. It’s mostly open plan between the kitchen, dining and lounge area but at least it’s tidy and his couch isn’t gross or anything. The tv is on, muted and there’s music playing from his stereo, the volume relatively low considering and there’s a few cassettes stacked on the floor beside it, from where he’s changed them and not bothered to put them away.

“Make yourself comfortable, man.” He drops onto one end of the couch and sighs.

for pocketscarf

[tightjeans]

from here

i'm sure he is, under all that sass.

[pocketscarf]

he's like an overeager puppy.

[tightjeans]

that's a fair assessment of the kid.

for hasabat

[tightjeans]

from here

if i needed a reason to not die, spite would be a pretty good one.

for bubblegumheart

[tightjeans]

why would i tell him he's beautiful?

Okay, so he would but he's not prepared to out himself just to compliment the other guy, alright? And he's definitely not about to out himself to Chrissy Cunningham.

i mean, i was suggesting the beer for the two of us but i'm down to drink it by myself.

[bubblegumheart]

You enjoy being complimented, right?

[Most people do, so she doesn't feel the need to elaborate.]

I might have one.

[tightjeans]

i mean, yeah? who doesn’t.

atta girl! I’ll be over in a second.

for munstar

[tightjeans]

you know you are. and you're lucky you're pretty.

[munstar]

Not sure what that has to do with anything, but thanks.

[tightjeans]

i can let it slide that you're an asshole because you're pretty.

for cheerleader

[tightjeans]

even if it means ruining your angelic appearance?

why do you assume i'm ticklish?
also, why are we suddenly cooking eddie dinner? what happened to pizza?

[cheerleader]

Maybe I'm sick of everyone thinking I'm some kind of perfect angel.

And I don't know! I mean, we can put a frozen pizza in the oven. That counts as cooking, right?

for hairsprayed

[tightjeans]

oh? what kinda ideas are you having there, king steve?

[hairsprayed]

Could always sit on your pretty face.

for flame_off

[tightjeans]

whats the tag line? met a fag, wasn't a dick?



tfln

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[flame_off]

Giving No Fucks in a World Full of 'Em